It's hard for existentialists to reconcile, but some people really are authentically just very boring people.

Yes, ultimately it isn't possible for it to be a universal maxim that everyone dedicates their life to philosophy, but that's the ONE exception, guys.

What did he say? That he likes to give women orgasms, oh my!

As an aside, whenever someone says "think about it rationally..." they really just mean that they want their own emotions prioritized.

Rawls is funny because he was like "imagine if we used our brains to come up with a good society", and yeah, that's just not what ended up happening. Sorry Rawls.

Remember, it is ALWAYS morally correct to bully utilitarians, so long as you derive joy from it.

Turns out people with wealth and power being hostile to ideas about equality is more or less a constant in human history. It's almost like they aren't approaching the idea fairly. Huh.