Pretty self explanatory comic. "If I speak I am in big trouble", as they say.

Freud is funny because he only stole the bad ideas from Nietzsche.

Cartesian incel: If your eyes have been deceived once (by a woman wearing makeup), then how can you ever trust your senses again?

"But wait, you haven't listened to my argument yet about how the pit of despair decreases overall happiness!"

Also I finally joined Mastodon, so follow me here: mastodon.social/@existentialcomics

I know it's hard to imagine, but I've even heard that some people like to leave the house and socialize.

The main problem with Aristotle is that, being a nerd, he thinks you get virtue from reading books, and not from punching stuff.

This is what Aristotle had to say about camels, in case you were curious:

The male camel declines intercourse with its mother; if his keeper tries compulsion, he evinces disinclination. On one occasion, when intercourse was being declined by the young male, the keeper covered over the mother and put the young male to her; but, when after the intercourse the wrapping had been removed, though the operation was completed and could not be revoked, still by and by he bit his keeper to death. A story goes that the king of Scythia had a highly-bred mare, and that all her foals were splendid; that wishing to mate the best of the young males with the mother, he had him brought to the stall for the purpose; that the young horse declined; that, after the mother’s head had been concealed in a wrapper he, in ignorance, had intercourse; and that, when immediately afterwards the wrapper was removed and the head of the mare was rendered visible, the young horse ran way and hurled himself down a precipice.

They ended up going with the guy who told them it was their moral obligation to make as much money as possible so they could give a bit back to charity after, for uh...altruism or something.