"Can I speak with the manager?"
"Yes, this is Bertrand Russell."
"As a member of the set of all sets that do not contain themselves, and I demand..."

I heard all the big insurance companies were so afraid of copycats that they hardly denied any claims for the first few weeks, which makes this a legitmate trolley problem as more lives have probably already been saved than one.

Pretty self explanatory comic. "If I speak I am in big trouble", as they say.

Freud is funny because he only stole the bad ideas from Nietzsche.

Cartesian incel: If your eyes have been deceived once (by a woman wearing makeup), then how can you ever trust your senses again?

"But wait, you haven't listened to my argument yet about how the pit of despair decreases overall happiness!"

Also I finally joined Mastodon, so follow me here: mastodon.social/@existentialcomics

I know it's hard to imagine, but I've even heard that some people like to leave the house and socialize.