What's actually funny though is that body builders take their training more seriously than academics and it's not particularly close.

"Also I win a million dollars, so everyone pay up."

"Also a lot of people think I sound like a teenager who first learned about socialism and what I'm saying isn't nearly as deep as I think, but whatever..."

Solidarity means standing behind the Hollywood writers and actors even though you think all the movies are crap.

Whenever there is something like a writers strike, just remember that we really don't need entertainment or whatever more than the people making that entertainment need healthcare and a decent wage.

Sex Ed classes should really just teach kids that before they have sex they must first justify their existence.

Maybe I'm just a nerd but but I'd much rather talk with the alien scientists and philosophers than their leaders too.

"Ah, but have you considered that throwing him in prison now won't achieve anything, because philosophically..."