What's actually funny though is that body builders take their training more seriously than academics and it's not particularly close.

"Also I win a million dollars, so everyone pay up."

"Also a lot of people think I sound like a teenager who first learned about socialism and what I'm saying isn't nearly as deep as I think, but whatever..."

Solidarity means standing behind the Hollywood writers and actors even though you think all the movies are crap.

Whenever there is something like a writers strike, just remember that we really don't need entertainment or whatever more than the people making that entertainment need healthcare and a decent wage.

Sex Ed classes should really just teach kids that before they have sex they must first justify their existence.

Maybe I'm just a nerd but but I'd much rather talk with the alien scientists and philosophers than their leaders too.