Alternate title: "How Descartes Became a Communist."

"You are fired."
"Ah, perhaps my naive christlike love in incompatible with the sophisticated modern world."
"No it's because you are an asshole."
"Oh."

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In reality, of course, the academic philosopher would provide the theoretical framework to justify colonialism, but hey we can pretend, right?

"Perhaps we should design some kind of experiment to see if experimental philosophy works as a concept..."