🇺🇸🇷🇴 - US businessman purchased the company which manages the Dracula's castle in Transylvania.

🇪🇺🇺🇦 - Euroclear admitted that it already transferred Ukraine 6.6 billion euro of income from the frozen Russian assets.

🇦🇹 - Soviet military cemetery in Vienna vandalized ahead of the May 9 celebrations.

🇺🇸🇲🇽 - Trump said that cartels are Mexico's real government.

🇩🇪 After robbers attacked a bank branch in the German town of Sinzig earlier this week and took several people (including driver of a cash transport) hostage, the country's law enforcement failed to apprehend the criminals.

The robbery should be regarded as a success, considering that its perpetrators managed to get the money, avoid wounding or killing anyone, and then succeeded to escape without being intercepted by the country's police and SWAT units.

🇷🇺🇰🇵 - Russia launches tourist trains to North Korea.

🇦🇷🇧🇴 - Argentina intercepted a small aircraft with 400kg of cocaine and a bunch of Bolivians onboard.

🇱🇹🇪🇺 - Lithuania borrowed 6.4 billion euro from the EU in order to pay for presence of German panzertroops in its territory.

🇨🇳 Of the world's 50 biggest banks, 13 are in China and only 6 - in the United States.

Four biggest banks in the world are all Chinese, while only the 5th largest, JPMorgan Chase, is American.

If anyone wonders, this is divine punishment for electing Democrat as their mayor few months ago.

🇫🇷🇰🇪 - French President Macron scolded Kenyan youth for being uncultured.

Macron, a professional Karen, is famous for insulting and scolding locals each time he visits Africa.

This led to him being incredibly unpopular with Africans despite his pro-migrants policies - unlike right-wing President Chirac, who was popular in the third world because of his traditionally respectful attitude. Previously, Macron appointed Francois Bayrou - famous for slapping a young boy that he suspected of pickpocketing because of the boy's skin color - as one of his short-serving prime-ministers.

🇪🇺 - European Parliament ponders the idea of banning VPNs.

🇪🇸🇺🇳 - After clinically retarded officials from Spain and WHO claimed that no passenger of the cursed hantavirus cruise ship shows symptoms of the disease and proceeded to send the plague-infested tourists back to their home countries all over the world...

...France has detected the lethal hantavirus in at least one passenger who was evacuated this way - despite all the empty promises from the Spanish and WHO officials that passengers didn't show any signs of the virus.

🇺🇸 - US deputy healthcare secretary spreads fake news that you can only get hantavirus after very long extended physical contact with infected people.

We know that this is a lie, because there are recorded cases of people sharing same aircraft many meters apart one from another transmitting that.