I can't wait for leaves and jackets and pumpkins again

I like blaming per capita on stuff that doesn't even make sense cuz they don't understand what it is anyway

Been helping my parents move for the last couple days, found this absolute gem in the basement

You can't see the burger for the seeds

If I was a publicly known racist figure I'd write "Negroes are swell" on the side of my house in spray paint and post it on Twitter like "look what those darn rascals did!"

Jews never accept anything because they are forever stuck in the bargaining stage of grief

Together scallions strong

I'm heckin' cozy

The wagie anthem, like we have a choice..... If we did it would be neet

Nostalgia enjoyers always leave the extreme racism part out of the time periods they enjoy romanticizing. Funny enough it's that very same extreme racism that made those time periods so enjoyable. Behind every Norman Rockwell painting there's a big guy way off canvas with a weapon beating back the endless foreign hordes hell bent on defiling all things cozy and wholesome

The bees are the good guys

We should bring back Hawaiian shirt racism, those were fun times