My dad made this one

Nice Guy National Socialist

Democracy spawns bad taste

I can't wait for leaves and jackets and pumpkins again

I like blaming per capita on stuff that doesn't even make sense cuz they don't understand what it is anyway

Been helping my parents move for the last couple days, found this absolute gem in the basement

You can't see the burger for the seeds

If I was a publicly known racist figure I'd write "Negroes are swell" on the side of my house in spray paint and post it on Twitter like "look what those darn rascals did!"

Jews never accept anything because they are forever stuck in the bargaining stage of grief

Together scallions strong

I'm heckin' cozy

The wagie anthem, like we have a choice..... If we did it would be neet