Sleepy tip:

If you're going out to eat at a nice place pick up a bottle of Johnny Walker or Jameson. When you're being seated pull it out and give it to the hostess and say "this is for the boys in the kitchen, thx." You'll have the best meal of your life

I shit on our timeline a lot, but it has its moments

My dad made this one

Nice Guy National Socialist

Democracy spawns bad taste

I can't wait for leaves and jackets and pumpkins again

I like blaming per capita on stuff that doesn't even make sense cuz they don't understand what it is anyway

Been helping my parents move for the last couple days, found this absolute gem in the basement

You can't see the burger for the seeds