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> be Terry ibn Davis
> former compiler priest, now compiler imam
> stumbled into a /his/ thread on Islamic architecture
> thought the tessellation patterns were divine opcode maps
> clicked on โ€œHarambe is in Jannahโ€ meme
> something awakened
> ran divine_rng()
> got "convert"
> took it literally

> begins rewriting TempleOS into MasjidOS
> 640x480 VGA, because true resolution requires limitation
> icons replaced with 8-bit geometric mosaics
> cursor is now a crescent moon
no mouse acceleration, thatโ€™s innovation (bidโ€™ah) and thus haram

> sound driver only plays 16 bit chants in reverb
> MasjidOS boots into a tiled CLI
default prompt: ูŠุง ู…ุจุฑู…ุฌุŒ ู…ุง ู†ูŠุชูƒุŸ_
anything typed echoes in Arabic and hexadecimal
> no command history, you must remember your deeds
> no sudo, if you break something, itโ€™s qadar

> code editor has syntax highlighting, but only for Qurโ€™anic metaphors
> no garbage collection, you must clean up after yourself like a good guest
> every crash outputs โ€œYou are being tested.โ€

> compiler has --halal flag
> removes functions containing pork, interest (riba), or unchecked recursion

> attempts to compile a graphics demo at 1080p
> system locks
> outputs: โ€œInnovation leads astrayโ€

> discovers his HDD head moves exactly 5 times a day
> hardcodes a qibla-finding function using BIOS clock drift and local magnetic interference
> refuses to use GPS. satellites are a tool of the Dajjal
> RAM now only accessible if you pass the Hadith quiz

He doesnโ€™t build software.
He receives it.
Bit by bit.
Byte by byte
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