🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 Binance Founder CZ Says Traders Ape Into Meme Coins Created Based On His Random Tweets Face Almost Guaranteed Losses.

HYPE WITHOUT FUNDAMENTALS GETS REKT 💯✅

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇮🇷 🇺🇸 Bitcoin Goes Vertical In Iran With Massive 2,653.61% Gain As Hyperinflation Over 100% Annually Accelerates Local Currency Collapse.

FIAT CURRENCY COLLAPSE FUELING BITCOIN 😲👀

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 U.S. CPI Holds At 2.7% Year Over Year While Core CPI Drops To 2.6% Beating 2.7% Estimates Signaling Inflation Softening Trend.

U.S. CPI: +2.7% YEAR-OVER-YEAR (EST. +2.7%)
U.S. CORE CPI: +2.6% YEAR-OVER-YEAR (EST. +2.7%)

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia Discovers New 7.8 Million Ounces Gold Worth $36 Billion As Gold Supply Grows, Meanwhile Bitcoin Total Supply Remains Fixed At 21 Million.

21M SUPPLY > UNLIMITED SUPPLY 👀🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇬🇧 IRAN's Military Sent $1 Billion In Stable Coins Through British Exchanges to Avoid Sanctions Since 2023, While Bitcoin Goes Parabolic Against Local Money Rial, As It Drops Zero Against USD.

CRYPTO JUST BECAME GEO POLITICAL ASSET 👀😲

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇸🇦🇮🇷🇺🇸 Saudi Arabia Quietly Tells US Washington It Will Not Permit Airspace To Be Used For Any Military Strike Against Iran.

SAUDI SAYS NO TO AIRSPACE 👀 🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇦🇪 🇧🇹 Bhutan Royal Family Holds 11,286 Bitcoin Worth $1.07 Billion Beating UAE 6,646 BTC Worth $631 Million

ROYAL FAMILY SEE THE FUTURE 🤯 🧡

🇦🇪 UAE : ₿ 6,646 (~$631M)
🇧🇹 Bhutan : ₿ 11,286 ($1.1B)

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $730B Elon Musk's X Reveals Bitcoin As Most Searched Investment Cashtag Over Past 45 Days Outpacing Tesla And GME.

SEARCHES AND ATTENTION DONT LIE ⚡️🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨ICYMI: 🇺🇸 Top Podcaster Lex Fridman Once Said Anonymous Satoshi Nakamoto Deserves Nobel Prize For Bitcoin Invention.

SATOSHI FOR NOBEL PRIZE 🧡 🙌

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $350 Billion Costco Becomes Major Gold, Silver Player, Selling $100 Million To $200 Million Precious Metals Monthly Through Everyday Retail Psychology.

RETAIL GIANT NOW GOLD SILVER MARKET 🤯🔥✅

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 New Social Media Post Floats Theory Of NSA Involvement In Bitcoin Origins Citing 1996 Anonymous Electronic Cash Cryptography Paper.

THE MYTH JUST GOT MORE COMPLEX 😵💫🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇪🇺 USA President Donald Trump Confirms 10% Tariffs On Eight European Nations Until U.S. Acquisition Of Greenland Is Finalized.

These Are Countries Affected:

- France 🇫🇷
- Finland 🇫🇮
- Norway 🇳🇴
- Sweden 🇸🇪
- Denmark 🇩🇰
- Germany 🇩🇪
- Netherlands 🇳🇱
- United Kingdom 🇬🇧

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸🌎 Public Entities Now Hold 4.06M BTC And 3.6M ETH In Combined Digital Asset Treasuries Globally Today.

THIS IS BALANCE SHEET CONVICTION ⚡️🧡

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

Apparently Stealing Slowly From Americans Is Just Called Regulation 😂— @CryptoCrunch

https://twitter.com/CryptoCrunchApp/status/2013326495230394462

Tim Draper Just Speedran The Death Of Dollar On Twitter 😂— @CryptoCrunch

https://twitter.com/CryptoCrunchApp/status/2013330582638653454

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump Family Wealth Increases By $1.4B Reaching $6.8B Total Adding Massive New Crypto Gains Since Presidential Inauguration.

LOVE IT OR HATE IT, THAT’S INSANE MONEY 🧠⚡🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 US President Donald Trump Says Crypto Are Politically Popular And Wants To Stop China From Leading The Market.

AMERICA VS CHINA BUT MAKE IT CRYPTO 🧠⚔️🤯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US President Donald Trump Confirms Massive Military Fleet And Big Force Now Heading Toward Iran In Strategic Shift.

MARKETS AND GEOPOLITICS ABOUT TO FEEL THIS 😳👀

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: 🎭 $99B Anonymous Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Now Outranks Most Richest Individuals Globally While Holding The Eighteenth Wealth Rank.

BRO MINED BTC AND ACCIDENTALLY WON CAPITALISM 😂🧡💯

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨 BREAKING: On this day in 2010, a Bitcointalk user Sabuni attempted to sell a picture for 500 Bitcoin. It was worth $1 then—and millions today.

500 BTC FOR A PICTURE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE 🧡🔥

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch

🚨🚨BREAKING: Gold Reaches Historic New All Time High Above $5,000 For First Time In History Sending Shockwaves Through Global Markets

GOLD JUST BROKE REALITY — $5,000 IS OFFICIAL 🤯✨

𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 — @CryptoCrunch