“I swear to defend the efficacy of essential oils and to bring up the Helen Keller Lie at every opportunity” -Crabzone Pledge to Women
2145 AD, Joe Biden’s America: children enter SneezeGard Virus-Free Learning Pods to learn about how Powerful Black Educator Anne Sullivan sent Hellen Keller to the Moon with a slide ruler and a little thing called Hope.
Haha remember when ((((corporations)))) thought they could meme “happy holidays” into being a thing?
I donno about y’all, but I haven’t seen a single libtard try to get away with that this Christmas. They fear the crab.
🦀🌲🦀
I donno about y’all, but I haven’t seen a single libtard try to get away with that this Christmas. They fear the crab.
🦀🌲🦀
Forwarded from Hedera's Homestead
Merry Christmas, hederasteaders!
This is a time of spending time with loved ones, talking with each other about what's happened this year and what we hope for the next. A time to come together, touch base, be cozy, and be comfy. I hope you're achieving all those lovely things!
Some may criticize Christmas - "it's actually a pagan holiday", or "Jesus wasn't actually born on this exact day", and so on. It doesn't really matter. What matters is that this is a culturally recognized day for happiness and festivity, and it doesn't matter what you call it or where exactly it came from. What matters is the common ground you have with your family, friends, and community. If your beliefs about the holiday get in-between you and the ones around you for some inconsequential reasons, then that's just achieving the opposite of festivity, isn't it?
Just a few thoughts I've had on this day. Hug your families (and alpacas if you have them), have fun, and good night to the eastern folks.
This is a time of spending time with loved ones, talking with each other about what's happened this year and what we hope for the next. A time to come together, touch base, be cozy, and be comfy. I hope you're achieving all those lovely things!
Some may criticize Christmas - "it's actually a pagan holiday", or "Jesus wasn't actually born on this exact day", and so on. It doesn't really matter. What matters is that this is a culturally recognized day for happiness and festivity, and it doesn't matter what you call it or where exactly it came from. What matters is the common ground you have with your family, friends, and community. If your beliefs about the holiday get in-between you and the ones around you for some inconsequential reasons, then that's just achieving the opposite of festivity, isn't it?
Just a few thoughts I've had on this day. Hug your families (and alpacas if you have them), have fun, and good night to the eastern folks.
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@LordVesconte: “I was giving away money but too many people noticed, a hoard formed that starting fighting each other over the money and when I walked away they followed me where I had to run, got scratches on my arm and hand where blood dripped.”
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Всё правильно сделал
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Крабзонерии, не берите от него пример.