i thought i was having a stroke reading this until i understood "wait, that is the name of a serie or something, it is not literally a "do not pirate evil magic rings" statements"

it was a very different post, lemme tell you that

also happy sudden non-working day to argentine peeps i guess, lol

(In the spirit of clarity, Bi visibility day is 23 September, but who gives a shit, celebrate all month)

yeah i can go with that

*waves back*

"why am i not hungry?"

bitch is cause you're dehydrated. go gulp some melted ice juice, and when you're done with that, do it again

no but for reals, thats a thing that can happen, not being hungry because of being dehydrated

...jojo reference