CAN'T MAKE THIS UP! Chuck Schumer is “sickened” by Alex Padilla getting removed from a briefing he forcibly interrupted but not by the violent riots attacking ICE agents in major cities?

Dems will keep losing elections.

🔥BREVARD, FLA. SHERIFF: "If you hit one of us, you're going to the hospital & jail, & most likely get bitten by one of our big, beautiful dogs."

"If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at."

💀 ANTI-AMERICAN RIOTER:

"ICE shot me in the nuts, & now I'm losing a ball. Surgery is tomorrow."

NY GOV. HOCHUL: "If Tom Homan comes to Albany to arrest me, I'll say, 'go for it.' You can't intimidate a governor."

ILL. GOV. PRITZKER: "He can try. I will stand in the way of Tom Homan."

SEC NOEM: "I had a conversation with the Senator after this. We sat down for 10-15 minutes and talked about the fact that nobody knew who he was. He didn't say who he was until he already had been lunging forward"

👀 Rep. @NancyMace just asked Tampon Tim, "What is a woman?"

Tampon: "I'm not really sure I understand the question."

Hello, 911? I'd like to report a homicide.

Sen. Padilla after being forcibly removed from DHS news conference:

"We will hold this administration accountable!"

HOUSE FLOOR: Democrat Rep. screams at Rep. Mike Lawler (R-N.Y.)

""Fucking stop it, Lawler! This is fucking madness, man! We've had enough!"

"This country is falling apart!"

REP. SORENSEN TO SEC. HEGSETH: "Gay kids like me, they don't want to go into the Army. They don't want to go into the Navy, because you don't care for them."

Is this stage of TDS terminal?

Pocahontas is headed to the Senate floor after Sen. Padilla was briefly detained for crashing DHS presser.

"This is a horrifying moment in our nation’s history!"

SPKR. JOHNSON ON SEN. PADILLA: "It was wildly inappropriate. You don't charge a sitting cabinet secretary."

"A sitting Member of Congress should not act like that."

"That behavior at a minimum, it rises to the level of a censure."

HORROR: Shark chews 9-year-old girl's hand off during attack off beach in Boca Grande, Fla.

CNN on the detainment of Sen. Padilla:

"This was not a Q & A period. She's interrupted, at that point he is going to now be escorted out. You can't interrupt something like that, that's already in progress, without having those consequences."

WATCH: Texas DPS arrests Texas woman transporting 25 illegal aliens in box truck

Rep. Eric Swalwell, famous for sleeping with a Chinese spy, says if you don’t protest Saturday “Democracy dies.” 🤡

NOW: Residential buildings seen ablaze after Israeli strikes in Tehran

SEC. RUBIO: “Tonight, Israel took unilateral action against Iran. We are not involved...”

“Let me be clear: Iran should not target U.S. interests or personnel.”

NEWSOM ON U.S. MILITARY PARADE: "It's a vulgar display."

"You see it with dictators around the world that are weak."