Lol

Im not even ashamed

NEW: 🟠 Bitcoin mining will become legal in Russia on November 1st❗️

Game theory! 👏

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 At least SIX trading platforms are down❗️

• Citi
• Fidelity
• E-Trade
• Vanguard
• TD Ameritrade
• Charles Schwab

They are not letting people sell.

Thankfully Bitcoin trades 24/7 365 globally.

Bitcoin > fiat

Also this lol

BTC back up at 53k

JUST IN: 🟠 Bitcoin ETFs saw $2.33B in volume in the first 45 minutes of trading 👀

Coins are moving from lettuce to diamond hands.

The market is pricing at 100% the chance of a rate cut by the Federal Reserve in September.

Now the only question is -25bps or -50bps?

Guess what happens next

BREAKING: 🟠 Hashprice hits an all-time low of $35.35/PH/Day ⛏

it's on us really 🤣

📈 Capula Management, a top EU investment giant, reveals nearly $500M in spot #Bitcoin ETFs, with significant holdings in BlackRock ($253M) and Fidelity ($211M) 🚀

📰 https://btctimes.com/european-investment-giant-reveals-500m-spot-bitcoin-etf/

📣 https://x.com/btc/status/1820557054097903905

NEWS: 🇳🇴 Norway intends to ban #Bitcoin mining without public consultation❗️

🇫🇮 Paying with #Bitcoin at a restaurant in Finland 🙌

JUST IN: 🟠 BlackRock explains how Ethereum is no competition for #Bitcoin 👀

“Bitcoin is trying to be a global monetary alternative as a potential global payments system, ETH really isn’t trying to be that.”

- Robert Mitchnick, BlackRock Head of Digital Assets

“If we’re going to build permission-less technologies, we need a permission-less development model.”

- Jack Dorsey

NEW: 🇪🇺 Capula Management, Europe's fourth largest investment manager, discloses it owns $500 million in spot #Bitcoin ETFs 👀

ICYMI: 🇸🇻 While the world bleeds El Salvador bought more #Bitcoin yesterday 🙌