🇺🇸 - Biden remerges and shocks everyone that he is still alive. Accuses Trump of violence and terror towards Minnesotans.

🇺🇸🇩🇪 - Volkswagen recalls 44 thousand cars manufactured in the US between 2023 and 205, because their accumulators randomly catch fire.

🇺🇳 - Woke scientists once again announced that the doomsday clock is closer to the midnight, now closer than ever.

However, no one cares at this point.

🇺🇸🇷🇺 - Donald Trump installs his picture with Vladimir Putin in the White House.

Now the new permanent photo hangs next to the president's picture with own granddaughter.

🇸🇴 - Famous Somalian fraudster Ilhan Omar attacked with unknown spray at an event in the Democrats-ruled state of Minnesota.

🇺🇸 - On Amazon, demand for metal straws grew by 370% after an American zoomer accidentally swallowed piece of glass from a glass straw that broke and made a viral video about that. Expectedly, the trauma resulted in her getting to the ER.

Now millions of her peers all across the US come to realization that plastic and metal straws rock.

🇳🇱 - Netherlands discovers and confiscates almost 5 tons of coke hidden inside containers with magnets.

Three alleged drug traffickers were detained, however, only one will face charges. Other two were released by the kingdom's police, which deemed it too hard to collect evidence against them.

🇧🇷 - Aggressive piranhas viciously bit at least 10 people in the Paraguacu river in the east of Brazil.

Prior, local piranhas never attacked people.

🇺🇸🇻🇪 - Bloomberg reports that Rubio told senators that the US might attack Venezuela again.

Earlier, President Trump described Venezuela's government cooperation with America as 'excellent'.

🇺🇸🇻🇪 - Reuters reports that the US intelligence doesn't buy that Venezuela will fully cut ties with Russia and China.

🇺🇸🇻🇪 - Rubio to meet Machado in Washington DC tomorrow.

🇺🇸 - Retarded American photographer goes viral for showing users online locations where you can stand with a powerful zoom camera, which zooms as much as a sniper rifle, wait, and regularly be able to capture pictures of President Trump dealing with his daily routine.

🇺🇸🇸🇴 - President Trump says that, he suspects, Ilhan Omar staged attack against herself.

🇺🇸🇵🇱 - Polish foreign minister accuses Musk of allowing Russian military to use Starlink.

🇺🇸🇸🇰 - Politico reports that Slovak PM Fico, who is very aligned with Trump's agenda for the EU, got worried about the American leader's mental state after their meeting in the middle of January 2026.

Privately, Fico described Trump as acting deranged and giving dangerous vibes.

🇺🇸🇪🇺 - Politico claims that NATO's secretary-general Rutte is forced to double down on praising and appeasing Trump in private in order to get any pro-NATO concessions from the US leader.

Many NATO bureaucrats view Rutte's behavior as 'humiliating'.

🇪🇺🇺🇸 - Financial Times claims that, following the Greenland crisis, in their group chats, European leaders started to discuss what they plan to do, if the US suddenly exits NATO.

🇺🇸🇻🇪 - Maduro's profile appeared on the Federal Bureau of Prisons website.

🇺🇸🇫🇷 - Politico claims that France is about to ban Zoom, Microsoft Teams and Google Meet for its government employees.