🇺🇸🇨🇦 - Trump posted that China is taking over Canada and expressed hope that, at least, the Chinese won't touch ice hockey.

🇺🇸 - Washington DC Reagan airport cancelled all flights today because of the snowstorm.

🇺🇸 - USA accidentally deported man who was the key suspect in a 2022 heist when gold and diamonds worth nearly 100 million dollars were stolen from an armored vehicle.

The alleged robber was out on a bail and supposed to be tried. However, instead, following a procedural mistake, he was deported and let go free abroad.

🇺🇸 - Simultaneous record snowstorms affected at least 200 million Americans at once.

🇨🇦🇨🇳 - Canada's PM Carney bends under the US pressure and announces that his country abandons the idea of signing free trade agreement with China.

🇺🇸 - Fox News reports that many staffers of the Department of Homeland Security turned out to be secret liberals who started to whine and oppose the department's efforts to destroy fraud and illegal immigration.

They also don't like that the department's leadership blames illegals and woke people who attack ICE for doing so.

🇺🇸 - Axios reports that leaked audios from Senator Cruz reveal that, apparently, his last conversation with President Trump concluded with Trump telling Cruz to go fuck himself.

🇷🇺🇮🇳 - Russia brings its arguably awful new jet models to a big aerial exhibition in India in hopes to sell those to Indian airlines.

🇺🇸🇬🇱 - Reuters reports that Trump lied to the EU, he still plans to send troops to Greenland.

🇺🇸 - Rubio warned Trump that there might be sufficient number of senators for impeachment, if the president opts to occupy Greenland.

Did all of you really think he was done trying?

🇺🇸 - Stavatti Aerospace company offered a concept of an ultra modern fighter jet to the US government. The model reminds alien space fighters from movies.

Reportedly, President Trump is in love with the idea and wants American companies to make something like this.

🇺🇸 - Private jet crashed in Maine belonged to top anti-ICE / anti-Trump lawyers who defended illegal aliens; all passengers presumed dead.

🇺🇸 - White House claims Bovino wasn't fired and remains in charge of the US Border Patrol.

Trump administration claims that reports of the firing were fake news, while the media state that it was true, but Trump changed his mind last minute again.

🇺🇸 - President Trump announced that he demands criminalization of publishing fake poll numbers.

🇺🇸 - Trump revealed that roof of his new White House ballroom will be protected against drone attacks.

🇺🇸🇰🇷 - Trump announced increase in tariffs against South Korea.