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JUST IN: $2.78 trillion asset manager Citigroup to launch tokenized securities of private companies.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says the US will take Iran's Kharg Island and "assume total control of their Oil and Gas Markets."

Kharg Island handles 90% of Iran's oil export.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇸🇦 United States officially becomes the world's largest oil exporter, surpassing Saudi Arabia.

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JUST IN: Elon Musk's SpaceX projected to trade above $2 trillion valuation tomorrow.

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JUST IN: Coinbase now allows AI agents to trade crypto autonomously.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 CFTC Chair Mike Selig says "for too long, crypto markets have operated under uncertainty."

"We're not regulating by enforcement and opaque rules."

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.15 trillion added to the US stock market today.

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JUST IN: Sam Bankman-Fried loses bid to overturn fraud conviction and 25-year prison sentence, Reuters reports.

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BREAKING: Elon Musk's SpaceX $SPCX officially begins trading at $2 trillion market cap following IPO.

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JUST IN: SpaceX $SPCX flips TSMC $TSM to become the 6th largest company in the world following IPO.

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JUST IN: Elon Musk SpaceX $SPCX surges 27% following IPO, surpassing $2.2 trillion market cap.

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