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JUST IN: $META falls 7% after-hours following earnings report.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf says President Trump "cranked oil up to $120" from the US blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.

"Next stop: $140"

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "Jerome 'Too Late' Powell wants to stay at the Fed because he can't get a job anywhere else."

"Nobody wants him."

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JUST IN: JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini accused in new lawsuit of drugging, sexually harassing, and threatening the career of a junior male employee.

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JUST IN: Brent Crude oil rises over $120

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 California gas prices surpass $6 per gallon for the first time since 2023.

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JUST IN: $META crashes 10%, wiping out $175,000,000,000 from its market cap today.

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JUST IN: Google $GOOGL surpasses $4.5 trillion market cap, adding over $300,000,000,000 so far today.

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JUST IN: Google $GOOGL market cap is now larger than the GDP of both Japan and India.

Google: $4.5 trillion
Japan: $4.2 trillion
India: $4.1 trillion

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senate unanimously passes resolution banning members from trading on prediction markets.

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JUST IN: S&P 500 reaches new all-time high of 7,200

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JUST IN: Elon Musk says most cryptocurrencies are "scams" during OpenAI court testimony.

"Some of them have merit, but most of them are scams."

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says he doesn't care if Jerome Powell remains as a Federal Reserve Governor.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over $6 trillion added to the US stock market this month.

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JUST IN: Apple $AAPL reports $111.2 billion in revenue for Q1 2026, beating expectations.

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