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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US economy is "booming."

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JUST IN: Elon Musk says universal high income from the Federal government "is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI."

"AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation."

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JUST IN: Bitcoin surpasses $77,000 after Iran officially reopens Strait of Hormuz.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US oil prices crash over 13% to $80 after Iran reopens the Strait of Hormuz.

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JUST IN: $400,000,000 worth of shorts liquidated from the crypto market in the past 4 hours.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says "Iran has agreed to never close the Strait of Hormuz again."

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JUST IN: X says its cashtag trading pilot for stocks & crypto generated an estimated $1,000,000,000 in volume since launching this week.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Donald Trump says the US will not release any frozen Iranian funds.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇳🇮🇷 India is settling payments for Iranian oil in Chinese yuan instead of US dollars.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian official says ships will still be required to pay tolls to cross the Strait of Hormuz.

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JUST IN: Ship traffic resumes in the Strait of Hormuz after reopening today.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 S&P 500 closes at another new all-time high of 7,126

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JUST IN: $760,000,000 worth of oil shorts were reportedly placed 20 minutes before President Trump announced the Strait of Hormuz was open.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇷🇺 US extends license authorizing sale of some Russian oil.

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