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JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA rises over 7%, adding $100,000,000,000 to its market cap today.

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JUST IN: S&P 500 $SPX closes at new all-time high of 7,022.

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JUST IN: 🇨🇳 Popular Chinese commentator 'Professor Jiang' claims Bitcoin is a "CIA operation."

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US oil exports hit a record 5.2 million barrels per day last week.

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JUST IN: 🇨🇳 USDC Issuer Circle says it sees "tremendous opportunity" for a Chinese yuan stablecoin.

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JUST IN: $12 trillion Charles Schwab to launch spot Bitcoin and Ethereum trading for retail clients "in the coming weeks."

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JUST IN: $12 trillion Charles Schwab to allow retail clients to trade more cryptocurrencies after its spot Bitcoin and Ethereum trading launch.

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JUST IN: US stock market erases losses and flips green after Israel and Lebanon agree to 10-day ceasefire.

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JUST IN: S&P 500 $SPX reaches new all-time high of 7,050

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "oil prices are coming down."

Today, Brent crude oil is up more than 4%, rising above $100 a barrel.

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JUST IN: Netflix $NFLX crashes 9% following earnings report.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US economy is "booming."

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JUST IN: Elon Musk says universal high income from the Federal government "is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI."

"AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation."

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JUST IN: Bitcoin surpasses $77,000 after Iran officially reopens Strait of Hormuz.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US oil prices crash over 13% to $80 after Iran reopens the Strait of Hormuz.

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JUST IN: $78,000 Bitcoin

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JUST IN: $400,000,000 worth of shorts liquidated from the crypto market in the past 4 hours.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says "Iran has agreed to never close the Strait of Hormuz again."

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