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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 PresidentTrump says the Fed should hold a "special meeting" to cut interest rates "right now."

"What's a better time to cut interest rates than now? A 3rd grade student would know that."

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JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang expects revenue to surpass $1 trillion by 2027.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC prepares proposal to eliminate quarterly reporting requirements for companies, WSJ reports.

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JUST IN: ETH reclaims $2,350, rising over 8% today.

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JUST IN: Bitcoin officially reclaims $75,000

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JUST IN: Odds of Bitcoin hitting $80,000 this month reach new all-time high of 52%

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JUST IN: $450,000,000 worth of crypto shorts liquidated in the past 24 hours.

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JUST IN: PayPal officially enables stablecoin access in 70 countries.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC and CFTC issue joint guidance confirming "most crypto assets" are not securities.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins says the former administration "refused" to recognize that most crypto assets are not "securities."

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 CFTC issues clarity for non-custodial crypto wallet providers to facilitate trades.

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US national debt reaches new all-time high of $39 trillion.

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In 2024, FTX sold its 8% stake in Anthropic for $1.3 billion as part of its bankruptcy proceedings.

Today, that same 8% stake would be worth over $30,000,000,000

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