Congratulations to Scotland, who have just booked their place at next summer's World Cup in spectacular fashion against Denmark. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Just come out of the bank in Rugeley again and while I was in there, 'Constant Craving' by k.d. lang came on.

Thank God for (partially) Jewish lesbians.

Constant Kvetching

The original zinger:

Constant craving (...for alcohol)

🤔

In reference to Anne Marie Waters, noted lesbian and fan of the sauce, on a TASOB episode.

Incapable of entertaining fucking mumbo jumbo.

Snark aside, I started to find that more and more women will ask you your star sign and then start talking about it. Tiresome bollocks.

I don't go out of my way to match with women on apps as of the past six months or so, but it was happening more often with ones I spoke to or met up with from there, and some woman (decent looking but fairly drunk) who cracked onto me while I was abroad recently started asking me about it.

Their heads are full of bloody magic.

By the way, there must be something about an egregiously loud shirt, because this is what I was wearing when that woman (who was from Durham) who was trying to line me up when I was abroad.

I once wore a shirt only slightly less loud to a second date, and without getting into graphic detail, that really couldn't have gone any better.

Mate of mine just made a good point about a woman saying she liked "spontaneous trips" on her dating app profile.

I won't get into what happens when the "spontaneous trip" turns out to be one that didn't match the exact idea she had in her head but didn't know, e.g. - "take me on spontaneous a trip some time!". "Alright"... One week later. "Pack a bag, we're going to Norway tomorrow for four days." "What?!" "You said you like spontaneous trips." "No not like that!"

Setting that aside, the point is, a woman - and they all drone on about "spontaneity" - likes the idea of a "spontaneous trip" that is anything but spontaneous for the bloke putting all the work into planning it and then paying for it all. Ignorance is bliss.

I'm saying this as a bloke who's in his element planning anything like that. I mean, I really am, I love anything like that. But it's rare for women to properly appreciate the value of that sort of thing. To a lot of them, these are things that just happen because they deserve it. Everything is cheap.

Also, in an age in which never settling down and having a family not only doesn't carry any sort of stigma for a woman but is actually encouraged, some of them start to see a man not as a necessity for a meaningful life, but as a living, breathing accessory to provide titilation, novelty, and experiences, and most of the time, to pick up the bill for it all.

I've told this story before, but I took Fash Sarkar on a ✨️spontaneous trip✨️ to a new Co-Op near me in the middle of a big argument in the car once.

Went down about as well as Salman Rushdie riding a drunk pig in circles around the Ka'ba.

It had to be the Aussie racists who bought back the mullet in White nationalism.

Look at that one in the background, aptly on the far-right of the picture. Looks like a cross between one of Kajagoogoo and someone you'd see drinking himself into a coma at the 1987 edition of the Bathurst 1000.

Probably got a mosque in the back of it.

Turns out El Mulletto here is an actual racing driver:

Bro mullet mogs me and is a professional race car driver, the sickcunt rating on this dox is crazy

https://fixupx.com/WhiteRoseSocAU/status/1989126416231969208

Absolute fucking geezer.

Not only is he a racist, but a professional one!

New addition to the list:

"Chalant" - This is an opposite of "nonchalant" that they've invented. Similar application to "intentional", see above. Basically, women claiming they want effort from men as opposed to "nonchalance", when of course, what they mean in most cases is that they want effort from men who are out of their league, because no amount of effort from a bloke who'd be a more realistic match for them will ever make any difference most of the time. To clarify, this isn't really me speaking from bitter personal experience, it's just what we're surrounded by these days.