Merry Christmas everyone.

Live reaction to being reminded that Jimmy Kimmell did an "alternative Christmas message" on Channel 4.

It's official.

I will be streaming for the first time in nearly three months at 20:00 (8pm) GMT this evening.

Note, that's one hour earlier than I usually stream, so don't get caught out.

Looking forward to having a catch up. Come at me with any questions you've got.

Best of all, both NC Pigeon and I have got a backlog of hysterically funny Nativist bars to debut.

Links for the stream will be posted at midday.

SECURE TOLLAH RANTS - LIVE! #166

TONIGHT, 20:00 (8pm) GMT

https://rumble.com/v73h3dm-secure-tollah-rants-live-166.html

https://entropystream.live/TheAyatollah

“Men are so narcissistic”

I'll probably be asleep by the time this post appears.

And then Telegram goes and posts them the wrong way round.

Video was meant to be at midnight on the dot. 🙄

Happy New Year everyone. I slept through all the bollocks.

I'll hopefully get back to streaming about once a week this year if I've got the time and enough to talk about.

My Dad's just said this about a Leeds player:

"He reminds of that lad who got killed in America." (killed in a famously violent country of 360 million people, narrows it down nicely)

"Who... Charlie Kirk?"

"No, the one in those films... Thunder Cars... No, The Fast and the Furious".

Thunder Cars. 😂

Great song this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aN-ldsWbFe8&pp=ygUORm94IG9uIHRoZSBydW7SBwkJHgGjtWo3m0M%3D

Bone bone bone bone. 👌

https://youtu.be/MXh3sueSxps?si=BrTVdVlnLWju3Iou

Drove on a couple of new roads on Cannock Chase last night. One of them was spectacular, can't wait to drive on it in daylight.

I do get excited about roads.

Classic Sam Fender.

This lyric video was the first time I'd heard it, and that was only a minute ago. It hadn't even got to the chorus by the time I'd added iy to my Spotify playlist titled 'Best of Sam Fender' which only had my absolute favourite 12 songs on it. Now 13 obviously.

Just a shame it ends so abruptly.

https://youtu.be/2H-44VJQQTk?si=zVtmciXfHoUt_VlB

Brooke Bentham adds so much to Sam Fender's live show. Just having a woman singing harmonies gives the music like 10-20 per cent more power. She plays various instruments (guitar, keys, percussion), but as well as that, just having someone dancing around and literally jumping for joy during a saxophone solo or an extended outro adds to the spectacle.

Why have difficult conversations over a load of bollocks when you could just walk away from them and go back to bed?

One thing these Indian subcontinent types get right is multigenerational households.

'Creep' by TLC > 'Creep' by Radiohead.

Can't be doing with that miserable mumbling lazy-eyed tosser.