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Incapable of entertaining fucking mumbo jumbo.

Snark aside, I started to find that more and more women will ask you your star sign and then start talking about it. Tiresome bollocks.

I don't go out of my way to match with women on apps as of the past six months or so, but it was happening more often with ones I spoke to or met up with from there, and some woman (decent looking but fairly drunk) who cracked onto me while I was abroad recently started asking me about it.

Their heads are full of bloody magic.
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By the way, there must be something about an egregiously loud shirt, because this is what I was wearing when that woman (who was from Durham) who was trying to line me up when I was abroad.

I once wore a shirt only slightly less loud to a second date, and without getting into graphic detail, that really couldn't have gone any better.
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Mate of mine just made a good point about a woman saying she liked "spontaneous trips" on her dating app profile.

I won't get into what happens when the "spontaneous trip" turns out to be one that didn't match the exact idea she had in her head but didn't know, e.g. - "take me on spontaneous a trip some time!". "Alright"... One week later. "Pack a bag, we're going to Norway tomorrow for four days." "What?!" "You said you like spontaneous trips." "No not like that!"

Setting that aside, the point is, a woman - and they all drone on about "spontaneity" - likes the idea of a "spontaneous trip" that is anything but spontaneous for the bloke putting all the work into planning it and then paying for it all. Ignorance is bliss.

I'm saying this as a bloke who's in his element planning anything like that. I mean, I really am, I love anything like that. But it's rare for women to properly appreciate the value of that sort of thing. To a lot of them, these are things that just happen because they deserve it. Everything is cheap.

Also, in an age in which never settling down and having a family not only doesn't carry any sort of stigma for a woman but is actually encouraged, some of them start to see a man not as a necessity for a meaningful life, but as a living, breathing accessory to provide titilation, novelty, and experiences, and most of the time, to pick up the bill for it all.
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Mate of mine just made a good point about a woman saying she liked "spontaneous trips" on her dating app profile. I won't get into what happens when the "spontaneous trip" turns out to be one that didn't match the exact idea she had in her head but didn't…
I've told this story before, but I took Fash Sarkar on a ✨️spontaneous trip✨️ to a new Co-Op near me in the middle of a big argument in the car once.

Went down about as well as Salman Rushdie riding a drunk pig in circles around the Ka'ba.
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It had to be the Aussie racists who bought back the mullet in White nationalism.

Look at that one in the background, aptly on the far-right of the picture. Looks like a cross between one of Kajagoogoo and someone you'd see drinking himself into a coma at the 1987 edition of the Bathurst 1000.
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Probably got a mosque in the back of it.
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Forwarded from Gaelic Goy
Not only is he a racist, but a professional one!
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I've been keeping a list of words, phrases, and expressions that I'd like to see women banned from using. If you've got any others, post them. I may add any others I think of over time as well. "Energy" "Narcissist"/"narcissism" "Gaslight"/"gaslighting"/"gaslit"…
New addition to the list:

"Chalant" - This is an opposite of "nonchalant" that they've invented. Similar application to "intentional", see above. Basically, women claiming they want effort from men as opposed to "nonchalance", when of course, what they mean in most cases is that they want effort from men who are out of their league, because no amount of effort from a bloke who'd be a more realistic match for them will ever make any difference most of the time. To clarify, this isn't really me speaking from bitter personal experience, it's just what we're surrounded by these days.
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Watched this interview with Joan Jett and a 19 year-old Paul Weller on US television from 1977 yesterday.

The bloke's accent and general irritability in the context of being on a US TV show are absolutely hilarious.

He's not quite from London, he's from Woking which is about five miles from the M25, but I for one wouldn't have the ear for accents to question it if you told me he was from Barking or Stepney or wherever. To these people he's basically from London.

Watching something like this, you suddenly become aware of how hilarious certain British accents - in particular strong South Eastern English accents - must sound to Americans. We really do sound like their better executed impressions of us. Some of us are an absolute gift to them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lsGD4cF8A08&pp=ygUVcGF1bCB3ZWxsZXIgaW50ZXJ2aWV3
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"WOMEN IN AMERICA COULDN'T EVEN OPEN BANK ACCOUNTS ON THEIR OWN BEFORE 1974!"

Yeah and look at how things are going barely 50 years on now that you can have whatever you want, you whingeing pigs.
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Ao Tanaka a Liverpool fan's weekend.
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Keep seeing Sabrina Carpenter's stupid little face everywhere and it's doing my head in. She looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.
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Just realised last night that Minus The Bear released a live album in 2021 from their farewell tour in 2018.

Their first album is one of my favourite albums ever. I saw them the first time they came over here in 2004 and another three times when they came back each year until 2007.

Lost touch with them after that, but this song from the first album is one of my favourite songs ever.

https://youtu.be/4F-2wGkmocw?si=PEE0TXKQ17ePgWit

Any other Minus The Bear fans?
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I've been keeping a list of words, phrases, and expressions that I'd like to see women banned from using. If you've got any others, post them. I may add any others I think of over time as well. "Energy" "Narcissist"/"narcissism" "Gaslight"/"gaslighting"/"gaslit"…
I've made another addition to the list of things women say that should be banned.

"It's giving" - This is a prefix meaning something to the effect of "this reminds me of/evokes/is reminiscent of/similar to". Another insufferable thing they've all adopted that's insufferable because they and the people and the content they get it from are insufferable. Lily Allen, the anti-White traitor who repeatedly cheated on a previous husband with prostitutes, laughs about how many of her own unborn children she's murdered, and who's now released an album crying about how her most recent husband "cheated" in what they'd agreed was an "open" marriage, uses it in some lyric or other attacking said ex-husband. Enough said.
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Apparently Gen-Z drink a lot less than previous generations on the whole.

Good, drinking is fucking stupid and it's bad that people tolerate drunkenness and all the horrific things that result from it as part of our civilisation.
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This may be true. Dunno about Britain compared to the US (Rich is from Ohio), but I smell it out and about more than I did in the past.
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