This is the second time I've done something like this. You'd think I was obsessed with the idea of dying or something.

What I'm actually obsessed with is Fred West explaining the deaths of most of his and his wife's victims as "enjoyment turned to disaster", and my own Nativist parody rap lyric, "Looking out for love like Lindsey Buckingham".

If I were the Peruvian government, I would ban women from going to Machu Picchu.

I will not elaborate.

Normalise banning women from talking about normalising things.

Might end up being one of those days on here where I just post a few of the funniest/stupidest things that come into my head.

Tell you what, the mad thing about women supposedly being even more wary of rejection in courtship than men, is that in the very rare instances in which they'll actually bother their arse to take the initiative and ask a bloke out for a drink or straight up state that they've got the eye for him, it's usually directed at men who are well out of their league, and with whom the chance of getting brushed off is a lot higher.

Work that one out. Seen it many times.

Playing devil's advocate, maybe it's the case that it's not quite such a disappointment if they already think at the outset that the bloke in question might be a bit of a long shot.

Then again, it's pretty common for women to show a mixture of shock and disbelief when they're forward with a bloke and don't get anywhere, so the devil's advocate is probably talking bollocks in this case as he so often does.

More likely they all just reckon they'd have a fair shot with the sort of blokes Salma Hayek could have got in the late '90s.

Anyone who says anything like this should be tasered, given the birch, then bent over in the stocks for an hour while members of the public take turns to boot them up the crack of their arse as hard as they possibly can.

Every day for the rest of their lives.

It's always been Rome Vs Judea

Wake up Romans

https://x.com/nativistconcern/status/1988705238392746356?t=OerGkPG-MM_I8B8VkYnFPg&s=19

Geddit up yer.

https://youtu.be/brqZ6jZiOFE?si=ODPwyOL6SK7bol73

Accuse me and The Wizard of Odds of taking things like this too seriously if you want, but there is a point to it. The way women so often speak to their husbands or boyfriends is appalling.

I've not really got a dog in the fight, either in terms of having much bad personal experience in that regard, nor in there being any prospect of me settling down and having to deal with that sort of bollocks because that window's closed for me really.

But on the other hand, the number of them who think it's their prerogative to boss men around and speak to them like shit was one of many things that always made women in general seem like they weren't worth any of the effort. Ones who were both appealing enough in their good traits, and free of intolerable flaws were, and remain, like rocking horse shit.

'Halo' by Texas would have been a great song without the lyrics sticking some bird on a pedestal.

The strings and the drum sound on it are beautiful. Good guitar part in the choruses as well.

This just appeared on my Facebook feed.

Only posting it because I thought the one on the left was Steve Harley from Cockney Rebel at first.

I'll let you decide for yourselves whether the algo's spitting Pink News articles at me as rage bait or because I'm a secret queg.