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Yeah! Facts, standards, and the consequences of your own feckless, self-sabotaging decisions are so inconvenient and "boring" aren't they girls?
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On a less angry note, I sang to an Irish greyhound in Hindi for his eighth birthday earlier today. He looked like he enjoyed it as well.
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"Trad" girl who goes through a new "serious" relationship every 6-12 months.

Eventually that gets you to the point where you've had more pricks than Phil Taylor's practice board used to get.

Always the men at fault, naturally. Never her, and never the choices she makes in the first place.

Truly the Jews of relationships.
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Even from relatively limited experience, I agree with this.
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Ever see a young girl growing old, trying to make herself a bride
A conversation I had earlier on tonight with a beloved little girl who recently celebrated her third birthday.

HER: What are you doing?

ME: Watching football and eating Frazzles. Do you want one?

HER: Are they spicy?

Me: No, they're bacon flavoured so they're sort of salty. Do you want one?

HER: No, I'll have one later.

*I take a couple from the bag for myself*

HER: Actually I'll have one now.

ME: Okay then.

*I hand her a Frazzle. She takes a small bite from it.*

HER: I want a bag of them.

ME (knowing she'd never finish a bag): Why don't we share one? Eat the one you've got and I'll give you another.

Then she walked off.

The point being, women are like this from the beginning with food and decisions. πŸ˜‚
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First impressions of Football Manager 26 based on the early access Beta: A big heap of shite. It's a total and utter mess. I mean, really. After failing to release a game last year, this is what they deliver?!
Football Manager 26 was officially released at 4pm yesterday and it's already the seventh most negatively reviewed game of all time on Steam

After the fiasco of Football Manager 25 being delayed by nearly five months and ultimately cancelled, Miles Jacobson, the director of Sports Interactive who make the game, said that if Football Manager 26 bombs, it may end up being the last edition of the game.

On the evidence so far, it looks like they might be buggered.

I mean it really is an absolute mess. So many bugs, so many things missing, so many unfathomable omissions and backward steps, and the menus and screens are nothing short of a nightmare.
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You see women go on about therapy and say men should go into therapy all the time because women love to moan about things whereas men actually want to solve problems.

Talking to some libtard about your childhood does nothing to fix the world.
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You see women go on about therapy and say men should go into therapy all the time because women love to moan about things whereas men actually want to solve problems. Talking to some libtard about your childhood does nothing to fix the world.
I've seen this first hand and I expect most men have experienced it. The time that stands out most is a time when an ex started moaning about her life situation to the point of crying - unhappy still living with her mother, unhappy with her line of work, unhappy not to be earning more money. All stuff for which there were no quick or easy fixes, and which would all require a lot of hard work, discipline, and perseverence to yield any improvements.

Leaving me, a man, with a man's innate desire to find solutions when a woman complains, and sense of responsibility for doing so, feeling the pressure in my brain ratchet up by the second the longer she moaned and cried. Because what could I do? Say she needed to work harder and that it'd take ages to see the benefits? Obviously that wasn't going to be much comfort to her.

Eventually I snapped a bit and said something like "I don't know what you want me to say or do", and we briefly fell out.

The next day she explained that she just wanted to moan and only expected what basically amounted to generic platitutes of sympathy in return. Which, as a man, would have seemed utterly pointless and embarrassing.

We're just completely different and I think women may actually be worse at understanding that then men are.

And that's one of the reasons - as well as I think sometimes wanting to pathologise and belittle a man who isn't exactly as they'd want him to be - why they go on about how men should be in talk therapy.

Does my fucking head in.
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Why are they like this?
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In Memory Of

JAMES OWENS
02.05.1985-09.11.2025

Britain's most racist YouTuber

Looking out for love like Lindsey Buckingham
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In Memory Of JAMES OWENS 02.05.1985-09.11.2025 Britain's most racist YouTuber Looking out for love like Lindsey Buckingham
This is the second time I've done something like this. You'd think I was obsessed with the idea of dying or something.

What I'm actually obsessed with is Fred West explaining the deaths of most of his and his wife's victims as "enjoyment turned to disaster", and my own Nativist parody rap lyric, "Looking out for love like Lindsey Buckingham".
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If I were the Peruvian government, I would ban women from going to Machu Picchu.

I will not elaborate.
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Normalise banning women from talking about normalising things.
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Might end up being one of those days on here where I just post a few of the funniest/stupidest things that come into my head.
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Keith Andrews looks magnificently Irish.

It's brilliant when someone looks so strongly like what they are.
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