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Ricardo Calafiori looks like a lesbian tennis player.
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Alexander Ngubu is on his way from Geordieland to Merseyside for a medical. As an avid Football Manager player I'm very excited about this because if Sports Interactive pull their finger out and release a fucking game this autumn, I'll have Ngubu in my Liverpool squad at the beginning.
Every so often I go back and find this poor sod on YouTube.

Cringe of such potency that watching it will take a genuine physical toll on you. I was honestly anxious in the lead-up to him singing when I watched it just now.

https://youtu.be/E6qoLqWXzK8?feature=shared
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Kenny Smith looks like he's wearing Bobby Bacala's fake stomach.
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Fat mess.
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I'm sorry (not sorry at all) to sound like an AliExpress knock-off of Nativist, but here's a by-the-numbers woman fatigue post.

Dogs ✅️
Travel ✅️
Taylor Swift/Sabrina Carpenter ✅️
Therapy ✅️
"I wish I could be less empathetic/less of a people pleaser" ✅️
Going to Manchester Pride ✅️

The narcissism, oblivious self-absorption and self-regard, and nauseating repetitiveness of them from one to the next, know absolutely no bounds.
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I'm sorry (not sorry at all) to sound like an AliExpress knock-off of Nativist, but here's a by-the-numbers woman fatigue post. Dogs ✅️ Travel ✅️ Taylor Swift/Sabrina Carpenter ✅️ Therapy ✅️ "I wish I could be less empathetic/less of a people pleaser" ✅️
Y'know, now and again on the internet, you see women who've had their colossal egos pricked by a glimpse of a man or men speaking an unflattering truth or two about the state of contemporary women, and they'll react with a petulant implication that there's something wrong with the men in question - because heaven forbid they engage in honest introspection - by saying something like:

"Do men even like women?!"

As though on the one hand, they've got a divine right to be unconditionally liked, and thus are the victim (imagine that - presenting themselves as the victims), and secondly, that the dissenting men are in some way dysfunctional. But in answer to the question:

"Do men even like women?!"

Honestly? Some of us almost never do, and the number has been growing rapidly for a while.

Given how famously easily pleased men are, if you want to get to the bottom of it, you're going to have to engage in a bit of unflinchingly honest introspection for the first time in your lives. But since you wouldn't know how to do that even if you did have the will, you'd need men to guide you through it.
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Anyone want a stream tonight?

If people want one, I'll read through and comment on that New Statesman article titled The Age of Deportation, and there will be new Nativist bars. Sorry, I know it's been a while.
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Terminator 2: Judgement Day is on ITV1.

Absolute masterpiece.
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Rest in peace Ricky Hatton.

Shocked.
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Just spent ten minutes weighing 13 pairs of drumsticks.
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'Ain't No Doubt' by Jimmy Nail just came on in the bank in Rugeley, I was dead pleased.
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It's a factoring service that's so good, it makes you want to break the fourth wall.
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