to not go to jail for the rest of his life

https://redd.it/1vo1mfw
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to wipe this video confession and story from all western internet

https://redd.it/1vo2o7n
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To go home

https://redd.it/1vo531p
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to sleep it off

https://redd.it/1vo8mea
@ThereWasAnAttempt

By locals worried about Tesla water consumption to get a serious answer from Elon Musk

https://redd.it/1vo9rv3
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by Hugh Hefner to get help from the police for an Epstein victim
https://redd.it/1vod8dk
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To not confess
https://redd.it/1voiy96
@ThereWasAnAttempt

To get the LA mayor to fix a pothole like Mamdani does

https://redd.it/1vooban
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To discuss Israel.

https://redd.it/1vosyin
@ThereWasAnAttempt

By Trump to not go off script to emphasize how beautiful he finds young girls

https://redd.it/1vohnm2
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To keep your drinking water.

https://redd.it/1voqfh8
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to name anything Trump said he would do

https://redd.it/1voksnw
@ThereWasAnAttempt

To warn us about Israel’s influence in 1984.

https://redd.it/1votuw9
@ThereWasAnAttempt

to take a photo without interruptions by ads

https://redd.it/1voycdk
@ThereWasAnAttempt

To claim that “Israel” has never started a war

https://redd.it/1vp2nej
@ThereWasAnAttempt

To be a neutral journalist without a murderous g cidal blood thirsty invading occupier pointing a weapon at your chest.

https://redd.it/1vp8pti
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To be an innocent child and play without being abducted by g cidal oppressors.

https://redd.it/1vp4vsg
@ThereWasAnAttempt

By the American public to live without the threat of dying by street-side electrocution

https://redd.it/1vpcrvz
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To clean Trumps Hollywood Star

https://redd.it/1vpenog
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to pass for a human

https://redd.it/1vpejrn
@ThereWasAnAttempt

To change the narrative
https://redd.it/1vpimht
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