To have a life...
https://redd.it/1viq5u5
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to drive safely in the Westbank as a Palestinian.

https://redd.it/1virjs1
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By Bernie Sanders to talk sense into republicans and corporate democrats on wealth inequality and social security

https://redd.it/1viuggk
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To clap back against Ms Rachel without inadvertently admitting you’re Genocidal
https://redd.it/1vivzmf
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To get out of a sticky situation

https://redd.it/1vixhei
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to rattle and bait El-Sayed

https://redd.it/1vj0bjc
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to save Jesus the Christ at some reenactment.

https://redd.it/1vj0b9w
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to not be awkward

https://redd.it/1vj2dde
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By Elon Musk to have kids that agree with him on Hitler
https://redd.it/1vj9vmj
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...to host a concert without them noticing that's you're not Usher. 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

https://redd.it/1vjd27g
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By Trump to ruin Canada

https://redd.it/1vjc1cq
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to not standout and get away gree-- *ahem* clean
https://redd.it/1vjef4c
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To not pass out from hunger while waiting for food.

https://redd.it/1vj7bw6
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To not tip

https://redd.it/1vjgi3x
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to square off against a real life Tekken boss

https://redd.it/1vjlrjc
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To play the "I never said that" game...again

https://redd.it/1vjngfs
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To take the picture of women in metro.

https://redd.it/1vjg930
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To show we are not war criminals

https://redd.it/1vjorvw
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To celebrate a disallowed goal

https://redd.it/1vjnju7
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to stop the car

https://redd.it/1vjw3c7
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to get mark Zuckerberg to do a good thing
https://redd.it/1vjz46s
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