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If it were not for the bombs, the body bags, the burning cities, and the generations of trauma quietly accumulating behind the headlines, Donald Copperfield's War One Show would be the greatest unintentional cartoon comedy in the history of American television — complete with a magician-in-chief who makes aircraft carriers disappear, pulls victory declarations out of an empty hat, and saws the global economy in half while assuring the audience it will be fine.

The writing is extraordinary, the characters are unforgettable, and the special effects budget is, by any measure, spectacular. Unfortunately, the extras are real people.

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In a development that will surprise everyone who forgot the Houthis existed, the Iran-aligned Yemeni group has officially entered the war — precisely one month after a conflict that was, of course, won comprehensively in the first hour. The Houthis, apparently unaware of their own defeat by association, launched a barrage of missiles at Israel overnight, marking their first such strike since Operation ‘Epic F**k Up’ commenced and helpfully adding a third active front to a war that already features US forces working remotely from European hotels and Israel locked in a ground war in Lebanon. Military spokesman Brigadier-General Yahya Saree confirmed the attacks would continue "until the aggression against all fronts of the resistance ceases" — a statement that, translated from the diplomatic, suggests the Zionist Coalition's Hour 1 victory declaration may require modest revision.

https://time.com/article/2026/03/28/iran-war-news-houthis-israel/

The Houthis have not yet targeted the Red Sea or the Bab el-Mandeb Strait — but they possess the capability, the motivation, and now the official mandate to do so, which in geopolitical terms is roughly equivalent to holding a lit match next to a fuel depot while announcing no immediate plans to drop it. Saudi Arabia's Yanbu pipeline — that remarkable contingency achievement moving 5 million barrels per day of crude and up to 900,000 barrels of refined products across 1,000 kilometres of Arabian Peninsula — is, inconveniently, well within Houthi missile range. The Kingdom built this bypass route during the 1980s Iran-Iraq war precisely for moments like this one; it activated the contingency plan within hours of the first US-Israeli strikes, and a flotilla of tankers now patiently crowds the Red Sea off Yanbu waiting to collect Saudi oil. An impressive logistical achievement at a single escalation decision away from being irrelevant.

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:51.9/centery:22.3/zoom:5

Should Iran pressure the Houthis to close the Bab el-Mandeb — or should London's Malthusian insurance market simply declare the strait unnavigable, as it effectively did with Hormuz — Saudi Arabia's ingeniously constructed bypass route would transform overnight from a global supply lifeline into the world's most expensive stranded pipeline. The Empire has thus engineered a situation in which the only remaining oil export route from the world's largest producer is defended by the goodwill of a Yemeni militia. The Ministry of Energy reports that everything is under control.

In a moment of presidential statesmanship that will surely be studied at diplomatic academies for generations, the Manipulator-in-Chief took to the stage at the Future Investment Initiative conference in Florida to announce, with characteristic geopolitical nuance, that servant puppet Saudi Crown MBS is "kissing my ass." Apparently unaware that MBS is simultaneously investing $1 trillion in the American industrial base, buying Ukrainian missiles, and quietly preparing to reroute his oil exports through a pipeline that one Houthi escalation could render obsolete, Donald Copperfield interpreted this transactional relationship as personal adoration. "He didn't think he'd be kissing my a**," the Warmonger-in-Chief explained to an audience of global investors, adding that MBS had previously expected "just another American president that was a loser."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ppuRilVrr8

One is compelled to note that the leader of the world's most important energy swing producer, who is hedging simultaneously against Iran, Russia, the Houthis, and American foreign policy, is not kissing anyone's anything — he is conducting a masterclass in transactional statecraft while the most powerful man in the world mistakes the bill for a bouquet. MBS, one suspects, has heard worse and charged more.

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The Ministry of Victory of the ‘Epic F**K Up Operation’ announces, with its customary confidence, that the March 28 strike on Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia represents yet another decisive demonstration of American resilience — a characterisation that may require modest revision in light of post-strike imagery suggesting Iran has destroyed or disabled one or possibly two E-3G Sentry aircraft, which happen to be the flying command posts that organise, coordinate, and integrate the entire regional air campaign. To clarify for the uninitiated: Iran did not merely hit parked aircraft. It appears to have targeted the brain of American airpower in the Gulf— the airborne battle-management nodes that link fighters, tankers, and coalition operations into a coherent fighting force rather than a collection of expensive aluminium tubes pointing in roughly the same direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_5H49N5Lw0

The E-3G is, by design, a force multiplier; its apparent destruction is therefore a force divider, carrying strategic significance disproportionate to the number of airframes physically damaged. The Ministry will no doubt present this as a manageable setback in a war that has been won continuously since Hour 1. Military analysts, reviewing the same imagery, will note that Iran has demonstrated a sophisticated understanding of exactly which systems hold American airpower together — and has begun methodically removing them. The hotels, meanwhile, remain fully booked.

https://www.af.mil/About-Us/Fact-Sheets/Display/Article/104504/e-3-sentry-awacs/

With season 2 of the ‘little excursion’ in pre-production, Tehran, is displaying the strategic patience of a civilisation that has been repelling foreign invasions since before Washington existed, preparing a quagmire of such proportions that Vietnam; Iraq and Afghanistan will be retrospectively reclassified as warm-up acts. The United States Army, which has not won a war since 1945 despite an unbroken record of exceptional promotional material, is preparing to deploy against a country three times the size of Afghanistan, four times more populous, and in possession of one million freshly motivated volunteers.

The Malthusian architects of this enterprise, on both sides, safely ensconced behind desks at a considerable distance remain confident.

History is not.

In a remarkable convergence of theology and market microstructure, Operation ‘Epic F**k-Up’ has evolved beyond a mere holy war between competing theocracies into the ultimate expression of a decade of economic warfare — conducted by an Empire already vacillating on its domestic foundations while its Manipulator-in-Chief has perfected the art of the geopolitical tweet as a wealth transfer mechanism for his plutocratic circle. Meanwhile, in a development that no financial curriculum anticipated, the theocrats of Tehran have inadvertently become the world's most reliable trading signal — their missile salvos moving oil, gold, and bond yields with a precision that Wall Street's finest quant desks can only envy.

https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2038348581535425002

In the grand tradition of history's most consequential conflicts, this one is simultaneously a holy war, an economic watershed, a domestic political excursion, and, for those paying attention, an exceptionally well-telegraphed macro trade. The Ministry of Finance and the Ministry of God are, for once, in perfect alignment.

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In a development that the Ministry of Natural Disaster will no doubt classify as unrelated to Operation Epic F**k-Up, the global LNG market has achieved what insurance actuaries typically describe as a perfect storm — and then improved upon it. Two weeks after Iranian strikes on the Ras Laffan facility shuttered 17% of Qatar's LNG output at the world's largest liquefaction plant, Tropical Cyclone Narelle has helpfully arrived to disable Chevron's Wheatstone gas plant in Western Australia, disrupting supply equivalent to more than 30 million metric tons per year and ensuring that the facility will not return to full operations for weeks. The combined arithmetic has obligingly calculated, amounts to more than a quarter of global LNG supply simultaneously disrupted. Nature, it appears, has joined the axis of resistance. The Ministry reports that energy markets remain orderly. Energy markets disagree.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/chevron-reports-outage-australian-gas-facilities-due-cyclone-2026-03-26/

Chevron has confirmed, with admirable corporate understatement, that Wheatstone will require "a number of weeks" to return to full production following Cyclone Narelle — a timeline the global LNG market, already missing 17% of Qatari output courtesy of the ‘Epic F**k Up’, is receiving poorly. Gorgon has returned to full operations; Woodside's North West Shelf is working to resume. Combined, the three facilities represented nearly half of Australian exports last month — roughly 8.4% of global trade. Australia's promotion to the world's second-largest LNG exporter is less a commercial achievement than a process of elimination. China, having pivoted to Australian LNG after Qatar declared force majeure, has discovered that its replacement supplier has also been hit — by weather rather than ordnance, though the gas market appears indifferent to the distinction.

More than a quarter of global LNG supply is now simultaneously disrupted. The Ministry of Victory reports that everything is going extremely well.

In a masterclass of theological entrepreneurship, Paula White-Cain — spiritual advisor to the Manipulator-in-Chief and High Priestess of the Washington theocracy — has identified a solution to the suffering caused by Operation Epic F**k-Up: Americans already struggling with $100 oil, 8% postal surcharges, and evaporating purchasing power should kindly donate the holy land behind this Malthusian operation. The theological investment thesis is straightforward — "when you bless Israel, God blesses you" — payable via Cash App, Venmo, or direct website donation.

This arrangement is the last grift scam that the Ministry of Divine Finance has declined to address.

And it came to pass, in the dawning hours before the markets opened on Monday, that the Manipulator-in-Chief ascended once more unto Truth Social to deliver unto the theocracy of Tehran a message of such contradictory wisdom that even the prophets of old would have struggled with its interpretation. For in one breath, he proclaimed the imminent arrival of a new and more reasonable regime with whom a covenant of peace might be struck, and in the next he threatened to rain down Armageddon upon Persia with a fury that would make the plagues of Egypt appear a modest inconvenience. And the IRGC, having heard these words, prepared its response accordingly. For the Lord of Hosts Koeth that every action begetteth a reaction, and that the puppet monarchies of the Gulf — already consecrated upon the altar of this conflict whatever its outcome — stand as the first dominoes in a chain of retribution that stretch from the Strait of Hormuz unto the uttermost ends of the earth.

And the people looked upon these developments and were greatly troubled. And the oil price rose. And it was written that the Malthusian depopulation agenda, having been set in motion by those who confused Truth Social with diplomacy and ideology with strategy, would spare neither the Gulf nor the globe. Selah.

And lo, while Season 2 entered pre-production, the nations gathered to deliberate upon the most consequential question of the age: who hold the cards. The Manipulator-in-Chief claims to hold them. Tehran claims likewise. MBS holds several decks simultaneously and will not show his hand. China watches from a distance, mapping the ocean floor and saying nothing — which is, historically, the strongest hand of all. And the bond market, that most honest of arbiters, has begun rendering its own verdict — quietly, expensively, and with the patience of an institution that has outlasted every empire that ever-issued debt it could not repay.