Wear perfume. Good perfume, not the one you took from your dad. It's nice when it's not overdone. Oh, and take showers regularly. Otherwise, it's all useless.

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Disclaimer for the post above: I've never talked to women in a non-professional environment, or for entertainment, pleasure, etc., and I don't plan to, so I can't be an authority on interaction with members of the opposite sex. But do wear perfume – I think it's nice.

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