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Walking back to my desk with a slight limp and a tear in my eye, boss asked me if I'm OK. "I'll be OK," I reply. He pats me on the back in an effort to help with whatever is wrong.
I'm limping because my legs are numb after watching the entirely of the movie Gettysburg while on the toilet. The tear in my eye is because of the emotional impact of the movie.