99.999% of the things i dont worry about dont happen, not worrying works better

fuck you mean we left the perkies at the vets

tfw the hard SeLSDter hits and mom said if i'm not home in 20 minute then there will be consequences

how else will he ever pay off her Altima

If you see this guy at the afters youre either gonna have a crazy convo about electromagnetic fields or hes gonna scream at his gf and throw up in the kitchen