Forwarded from i have internet instead of personality (Morbius strip edition) (Demagolka)
"Ope, just gonna sneeeeeak this bullet right past ya... into yer friend there."
*accidentally steps on fellow Missourian*
"Whoop, sorry."
"Oh no, yer fine."
*accidentally steps on fellow Missourian*
"Whoop, sorry."
"Oh no, yer fine."