When the sauce on your burger drips out onto your fingers and u don't have a napkin

meirl

play this flash game I am begging you

This game is truly the pinnacle of gaming. The hidden masterpiece that most unfortunate gamers won't even know about. This game has such beauty hidden within it's low polygon count it's astounding. Let's start with the most obvious things, the beautiful AAA graphics. Truly stunning, I don't even think driving a Cybertruck in real life looks this good. Even the endless fall of the out of bounds is beautiful. And not only is the out of bounds beautiful, but also extremely accessable, you literally just need to drive off the map and let yourself fall down into the mesmerizing beauty. Because yes, the only game map has no walls. I think this is a metaphor for the entire scope of the game, because the player too, in its actions, is bound by no walls. The game just gives you a little flag to reach, and it's up to you to do everything in your power to reach it. Cyber Truck Simulator is a shining textbook example that all Open World developers should look up to. This game is structured in 8 levels, all in the same small, brown, desert looking map. The goal is just placed in different places. This really highlights the depth and choice of the small yet full of substance map. You can be a total retard and blast through in a straight line towards the goal, or just follow the roads. And by the way, even if I said 8 levels, the eighth one isn't actually unlockable. I firmly believe this is a metaphor for the Cyber Truck itself. The genius developer is trying to say, by locking away the final level, that the full potential of the Cyber Truck hasn't yet awoken. That the conference Elon put on for the Cyber Truck was nothing but a mere facade to hide its true power level. The geometry of the map also implies this, because just like the cyber truck, the map too is in a state that, of course, isn't its true potential, with the roads floating above the rocks, and certain rocks just flying above the ground. And this isn't the only way the game is trying to show the beauty of the vehicle it's taking inspiration from. The Cyber Truck, in this game, has a health bar. Meaning that crushing into rocks one too many times will lead to your death. However, even if the health bar is depleated, the truck never shows signs of damage. Not even the windows break. I believe that by choosing to not let the cyber truck take damage, the developer is trying to instead shift our focus to all the good parts of the cyber truck. Tho, it might be too smart even for me, since I have yet to undestand what these good parts are. All throughout your gaming experience you ears will be graced by the wonderful tunes of the only 2 tracks in this game's Original Soundtrack. We have the main menu theme, 3 notes repeated over and over, and the race theme, 4 notes repeated over and over. There is however an option to disable the audio, that even if active, will play the audio anyways any time a level starts. I am honestly glad the mute audio button just doesn't work, because these tracks are a beauty every human ear should listen to at least once. You may say the repeating OST will give you a headache, but that's just because you are unworthy of this game's glory, scum.

I give this game a solid 10/10, I've never felt such emotion in a gaming experience.