Couldn't decide... So posted both versions

Class is in session

Wanna watch me ask this senator who our greatest ally is?

In case you want SHALL swag:
https://shall-merch.printify.me

Suicide is not an answer. It's an attempted escape from reality. But guess what, you can't. You'll be right back in it. And probably Chinese or Indian. And then you'll really want to kill yourself.
And God in his infinitely based humor will keep reinstalling you as one of them just to watch you get escalatored or trained for lolz