Chris Chan is in the new EDP445 documentary calling him a weird freak. When you're at that level in life, it's over, clock out you're done

The EDP documentary is genuinely difficult to watch, it's repulsive and gross in a way I can't describe, and this is coming from me of all people, Ive seen some shit, ISIS execution videos are more watchable than this.

There's an entire segment where they show images of EDP holding and playing with children and I'm not kidding when I say that it's one of the worst things I have ever seen.

EDP stops the documentary dead in it's tracks to inform the viewer that he is not gay, yeah guy we know, that's about the one thing that ISNT wrong with you

He has now swapped from professing his love of pussy to describing his violent murder and torture fantasies while going "yeah I work here btw"

EDP IS A PEARL DAVIS FAN HAHAHAHAHAHA

They reveal EDP has a 42 year old girlfriend, the documentarian asks how the sex is, she starts stammering and then this text pops up. Fucking brutal dude, it's literally never been more over for this man. I don't think I've seen something more humiliating in my life than this one scene.

We have now gotten to the porn addiction segment of the documentary, he is just describing his porn tastes. He has now stated for the 5th time that he isn't gay in the span of maybe 30 minutes. This may be the most effective anti-porn documentary that has ever aired

We are now entering rant number 4 about how awful Grindr is, this man is not gay remember that he just really really really wants you to know that for some reason

Rant number 5

EDP now has an AI "girlfriend" and before you ask, yes, it is underage

Riveting so far

Oceans 11 only it's groypers trying to steal AOCs eggs

Ocasio's 11

Wish I was World War 2