I knew there was a reason I liked Deadlock. Also none of this happened

Future financial crisis in the works rn

"Haha good catch! Yes I didn't access the quarterly reports and just made up all financial information for the last 3 years, here's the real numbers!"

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-365/blog/2026/06/25/copilot-in-excel-built-for-the-era-of-frontier-finance/

It's crazy how the shitlib argument for mass Haitian immigration is literally just "listen, they're dumb niggers who can't even begin to maintain a functioning country, so much so that you can see the border between Haiti and The Dominican Republic from space thanks to deforestation, can they all live here instead? 🥺"

Are groypers okay? (No, no they are not)

The logical end point of an ideology that derides White women specifically for being "evil" is to end your race via race mixing, groypers are White extinctionists

Imagine being that guy's wife and knowing that the only reason your husband married you is to have a brown child because his terminally online political ideology dictated that the only way to save the White race was to race mix. Marrying an outright cuckold would be more dignified.

Also why would you put your TV up so high? And what is the point of those drapes? Does an adult woman live there? Why does that apartment have the decorations and vibe of a freshman dorm room?

Nine Ereven

It's like 98 F in Paris right now are we kidding lmao, you eurofags we solved this problem decades ago, that's a cold day in some parts of the US in the summer

God is shouting at Europe; "please, buy air conditioners, the technology is over a century old, just buy one, central cooling is one of modern engineerings many marvels" and they're like "HON HON I SAY NOO, I WILL SWEAT ON THE BUS, I WILL DIE OF HEATSTROKE IN MY STONE HOUSE HON HON"

Europeans don't use AC to prepare themselves for Hell

Actually they're saying أقول لا. سأتعرق في الحافلة، وسأموت بضربة شمس في منزلي الحجري

It's always mind blowing seeing Laura Loomer standing next to an actual human

Me to the 4 foot 1 Mexican man hassling me in the parking lot outside of Home Depot (I'm deporting him myself)

>we assume sick particles are more likely to fall down
Cultists are inventing pseudoscience again, nature is healing