Simple as

redditor wears adult diapers.

redditor orders a communist superman funkopop.

pitbulls being aggressive is a rightwing conspiracy theory according to a redditor.

"fappers of reddit" - redditor

redditor tells a "totally real" story that "definitely" isn't anti-homeschooling propaganda.

redditor has request.

redditor dislikes cars.

Anon goes to r/greentext.

redditor has an offer.

r/askreddit moment.

redditor explains how Trump caused the derailment in Ohio.

redditor gets banned.

coomerbrained redditor watches too much furry porn.