Redditor sees a random headline and wants the girl in the photo to direct the CDC

Redditor was a chair sniffer

Never ask the color of a white supremacists girlfriend.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SplendidaBrown/comments/1nlmnjv/comment/nf6xx1f/

redditor gets nominated for an award

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9jq413/repeatedly_nominated_for_a_gay_award_at_work_ny/

Cumbrain moment

redditor uses vitamins in unconventional ways

redditor tells reddit teenagers something

Apparently a statue of Trump frolicking with Epstein was placed outside the Capitol building today

Redditor's husband might be secretly based