Redditor is a security guard.

Redditor has a bitch wife.

Redditors use toys in the bedroom.

Redditor is controlling his girlfriend.

Redditor reads a sad visual novel.

Redditor will hire a hitman.
- @Angelus_Silesius

Reddit marvel moment.
- @NeKlistiramSe

Reddit jannies to the rescue.
- @HunterBidenLifestyle

Reddit mod is not afraid of threats.
- @HunterBidenLifestyle

Redditor is tired of "We wuz kangz"
- @Based_Sturm

Redditor thinks firebombing a car is just bullying.
- @Angelus_Silesius