When Citizens United passed there were all sorts of alarmists screaming that we’re fucked and honestly you gotta hand it to em

Telling my child this is the balkins

Certified Virginia post

Also, a little critical of how this map breaks down the regions of Virginia.

While I like the solution of treating the Roanoke-Lynchburg area as it's own zone instead of awkwardly lumping it into SWVA or greater Richmond/central VA, the NOVA borders are so scuffed. King George and Spotsy in NOVA? Really?

The boundaries of NOVA (Northern Virginia, notable as the region of the state most different from the rest) are a VERY contentious topic, but this is the most incorrect take on it I've seen in a minute

Anyway, for all my followers who live elsewhere, there's your sneak peek into what our non-political discourse is like. Other topics of note include fuck Maryland (drivers especially) and people being weirdly proud of having the only flag in the US with titty on it

Was given too much free time, fixed it