Real and true

>Larp as le based tradcath 24/7
>Cheats on your wife with some subhuman smarmy neonazi bitch who cheats on her husband (marriage personally blessed by the pope) who also had an abortion (repeatedly condemned and advocated for it to be outlawed)
>Do drugs all the time, neglect your wife and kids
>Go on a drug fueled bender
>File for divorce
>Have retarded spergout about how the FBI totally planted drugs in your car and your wife and kids are missing but you found your car so it's all good
>Return after the smarmy harlot you were having an affair with nukes her account
>IT WAS DA MATRIX!

Trump is gonna deport Karl Marx