imagine my shock

I have maternal instincts towards him

*at the retirement home*

"What kind of medication is this" I say to my doctor

"This is acetaminophen, a type of medication used for mild to moderate pain or fever"

"What the fucking kind of food is this"

"These are eggs, you dumb bitch"

Andrew Schulz admits leftists were correct about Trump all along

he accidentally created the 4chan groyper race in a failed lab experiment