just beat my fucking dick off and came all over something. not sure what it was, not sure if it was alright with it. it ran away but I chased it down and killed it

about to booze and cruise

White nationalist fervently researching mpreg to save European birth rates

I hope every single jury member for Luigi's trial is like this

Turning a new page

Oh god, I can't put the cork back in the sparkling wine. Guess I have to drink it all now...