*farts*

Genetic failure how the hell do you end up left handed with two right handed parents?
That's like your mother being a young Kate Winslet and your dad being a young Leonardo DiCaprio and turning out ugly as sin.
How tf do you fail at being a basic human being left handed people?

So hey i've been talking about my fantasies and wishes of being fucked by a BBC while wearing speedos yesterday, and honestly speedo swim briefs are not only sleek and sexy and attract black man to destroy my little ass, but they also provide a significant boost in speed, which can further attract blacks when they see my physical abilities. Through extensive research and testing of mine, i have discovered that the aerodynamic design of these increase my speed by up to 5 kilometers per hour, because its so tight that it is crushing my cock on my penis and giving me more aerodynamism. This may not sound like much, but for me it's very important as I want a black man to destroy my whitey pinky hole

Andrew Tate called Adin Ross a bigot for tweeting “There are only 2 genders” 💀

“We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had Bakhmut, we had Mariupol, it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and gotten as much of Ukraine as you needed, but you just had to blow it up, you and your pride and your ego”

he's real