one (more) shot

First it was "nighttime". Now it's "daytime." Which is it liberals????

He doesn't know he's a munchkin
>Literally a perma kitten

Sitting in the character creation screen, running through the same five pixie cuts, moving her around so I can see her tummy jiggle a bit, getting sad, getting upset; turn it off, sit in the dark for a while, punch my thighs, cry a bit, turn it back on: more haircuts, skirts,

*farts*

Genetic failure how the hell do you end up left handed with two right handed parents?
That's like your mother being a young Kate Winslet and your dad being a young Leonardo DiCaprio and turning out ugly as sin.
How tf do you fail at being a basic human being left handed people?

So hey i've been talking about my fantasies and wishes of being fucked by a BBC while wearing speedos yesterday, and honestly speedo swim briefs are not only sleek and sexy and attract black man to destroy my little ass, but they also provide a significant boost in speed, which can further attract blacks when they see my physical abilities. Through extensive research and testing of mine, i have discovered that the aerodynamic design of these increase my speed by up to 5 kilometers per hour, because its so tight that it is crushing my cock on my penis and giving me more aerodynamism. This may not sound like much, but for me it's very important as I want a black man to destroy my whitey pinky hole