one (more) shot

First it was "nighttime". Now it's "daytime." Which is it liberals????

He doesn't know he's a munchkin
>Literally a perma kitten

Sitting in the character creation screen, running through the same five pixie cuts, moving her around so I can see her tummy jiggle a bit, getting sad, getting upset; turn it off, sit in the dark for a while, punch my thighs, cry a bit, turn it back on: more haircuts, skirts,

*farts*

Genetic failure how the hell do you end up left handed with two right handed parents?
That's like your mother being a young Kate Winslet and your dad being a young Leonardo DiCaprio and turning out ugly as sin.
How tf do you fail at being a basic human being left handed people?